ENGMAJ...

...life from an english major's P.O.V.
I can’t believe I’m watching this show and laughing. 

I can’t believe I’m watching this show and laughing. 

Playin’ hooky.

I totally forgot about the slide journal

1 week ago

I feel like Ariel

My throat is so sore I can’t talk. I’ll have to wait till tomorrow to see if a kiss makes it better. 

It’s already starting

this is what two girls at lunch told me. 

“Vanessa said Aaron is hot.”

It was like being in High School again, sitting at the lunch table talking about boys. 

BFF

BFF

It’s okay to giggle, its apart of learning.

  • A  bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
  • We polish the Polish furniture.
  • He could lead if he would get the lead out. 
  • The present is a good time to present the present.
  • I did not object to the object. 

A dress and high heels.

There is a girl who “volunteers” who is younger than me and taller than me. Sometimes she wears heels and cute dresses and cute clothes. It makes me a little jealous because I have just as cute clothes that would not only look cute but would also help me look older but I can’t wear them because it wouldn’t be very practical to wear dresses and heels with a bunch of preschool kids who like to rub chalk and paint over their hands and want to see what happens when they touch you with those hands. Today I tried to remind myself, hey at least I’m wearing some comfy sneakers instead of high heels. I guess someday I’ll get to dress nice when I go to a school. 

Why You Can’t Depend on Siri in an Emergency

Girls don’t have weenies

I had to explain this to the girls when they kept sliding down the slide and said they hurt their weenies. In the end they decided to call it their Wendy.